Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person...– Oscar Wilde (via berfrois)
There's a toy company that turns children's...
dancing-through-brooklyn: did-you-kno: Source I DONT CARE THAT IM A TEENAGER I WANT THIS
Argument I heard on the bus
Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
Me: Okay I got this
Teacher: *calls your name*
Me: nailed it
When you meet someone and they tell you they...
ambassadorsarcasm: contentbabe: i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts This is genius
imtryingtobefunny: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
What you get for trusting someone in a lift for...